Obligatory Introduction

Welcome friends, family, internet associates and random guy who doesn’t know me but somehow stumbled upon my blog in the vastness of the web. Welcome to my new and hopefully much more interesting blog. Yes, I had a previous blog, but its account of my day-to-day actions and feelings eventually bored every single person who ever visited it. Including myself. But no more! This blog is going to be nothing like that poor soul. So, let’s proceed, shall we?

I’ve written so many introductions for so many various things – blogs, social-networking sites, dating sites, personal hobby sites – that I really tried to avoid writing yet another one. But alas, I’ve decided that this blog really needs an introduction. Without one, my readers would most likely be left wondering what the hell is going on.

So here it goes: This blog will feature very short stories (usually about a page or two in length) which are inspired by my every day life, but end up reaching a whole new, strange, and sometimes comedic level. Fiction layered on top of reality, if you will. Sensationalism. A sensationalizing of my life. Hence the title. Topics will range from my hobbies to people I know to unique situations. Nothing is sacred.

So please check back on a semi-regular basis. My first true entry will be up soon, and if everything goes according to plan, later entries will follow in regular intervals. Until then, welcome, and I hope you enjoy your stay.